Among today's headlines, plucked from my morning paper:
Rum drinking monkey disrupts bar
Remarks by Francis turned Trump into 'martyr'
Trump, Pope have similarities
Teen becomes Eagle by standing up for gay community in project
In a flaky move, British chain won't carry curved croissants
Space station puts trash out for burning
I often start my workday watching the local news, feeling my heart sink as they report on the latest episodes of inhumanity; this morning, however, the news seemed a bit more on the mild side (I thought that maybe I've become so desensitized that I'm now oblivious...) and the morning paper confirmed it. Other than the drunken monkey with a knife in a bar in Brazil, the news today was mostly Trump and Cruz, Trump and Pope, Trump and Apple, Trump and Blackjack Pershing, Trump and etc. etc. a-um......and before too long, Trump and the drunken monkey...
(Sorry, your Holiness, I think we need a wall big enough to keep them both out!)
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